Finding out Adam Driver used to eat a whole rotisserie chicken in class at Juilliard may have you re-thinking how you approach lunch. I headed to Jubilee Marketplace where they sell a whole chicken for $5. The meat is juicy and the flavorful seasoning will have you researching blood pressure medication. Pro tip: they start bringing out the first birds at 12:30pm so plan accordingly to avoid wandering around the aisles like a lost child.

$4 for an omakase sampler seems financially infeasible even for grocery store sushi. Jubilee Marketplace has an array of affordable sushi options amongst their other delightful prepared food. I also got a salmon maki for $9 to supplement the 6 piece omakase. It was all top tier for supermarket sushi though you can never escape the weird cold texture of refrigerated rice. Whoever figures that out may become the first respectable billionaire.